once i was at a hipsterfezt with a lot of femtonåringar

we were invited to a party at jakobs våning since his dad was in like vietnam or something

there were frickin sharks with frickin lazerz on their frickin heads

and there were welcome drinks who tasted like shit but whatever free booze SPRING BREAK!!!

and smoke machines and guns and bling and bitches

oh yeah and i have to apologize to the poor fourteen year old girl i pushed into my pussy and screamed LICK OR GO!!! to

then we went to mcdonalds but first we ran into some bitches on purpose and fell yeah good night!! very cool very now very berlin!!